tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post4873896214749971464..comments2023-11-02T04:58:12.773-06:00Comments on PSYCHO CARNIVAL: I Found A Pubic Hair In My ShrimpKellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-29036960787475032702010-11-19T20:41:22.722-07:002010-11-19T20:41:22.722-07:00Drama Queen- I'm Lol at your EWWWWW reaction. ...Drama Queen- I'm Lol at your EWWWWW reaction. It was rather sickening at first, though. I quickly put a napkin over it, then later wrapped in a second napkin to take it home with me for this blog post. Heh heh. I'm warped that way.<br /><br />That's pretty damn bad about your own experience of chopping down on your McD's Chicken Glass burger. Don't blame you for not wanting another when offered. And it's beyond fucked up that they asked if you wanted another right after that. Maybe you should have asked if they would like to get punched in the throat. :)<br /><br />It's good to hear you're the kind of parent that disciplines their children when they act that way in public. Kudos to you and I meant it! And bravo to you for being able to restrain yourself from tripping the lil' buggers. Ha ha. I'd be sorely tempted, too. I wonder why it is that the waitress/hostess always put the childless couples next to the table of families of screaming kids when you go to a restaurant. Can't they figure it out that part of the reason they don't have kids or that they leave 'em with a sitter is because they enjoy having a peaceful, quiet dinner once in awhile? Geesh.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-4977615577283553662010-11-19T13:19:07.261-07:002010-11-19T13:19:07.261-07:00Wow. Okay first off..... EWWWWWWWWWW! I'm not ...Wow. Okay first off..... EWWWWWWWWWW! I'm not a prissy bitch, but that would make me gag without a doubt. I probably wouldn't have said anything either, although I did once when I chomped down on glass or sand or whatever the crap that was in my McD's chicken sandwich. They actually said "do you want another one?". GAH WHAT? NO! I somehow got a replacement burger, and I haven't eaten any form of chicken there since.<br /><br />Second, in reference to the screaming children - OH MY GAWD. I want to snag these little brats and smack them myself, since the parents obviously can't be bothered with such things. Usually though, I look at my own kids, point, and say "if you do that shit, I can guarantee you'll get your ass beat". I've even got an autistic child, and when he goes into meltdown mode, that kid goes to the car. I don't expect others to deal with that crap when they're trying to eat. Oh, and the little monsters running circles around my table...I'm SO tempted to trip them. <br /><br />Anyway. Wow. Just eww. LOL.Drama Queenhttp://whitetrashchronicles.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-23712400049524429252010-11-17T20:34:14.570-07:002010-11-17T20:34:14.570-07:00klahanie- Yes I did shove that shrimp down my trou...klahanie- Yes I did shove that shrimp down my trousers and furiously did I rub said shrimp against they pecker head until I spurteth baby gravy all over the restaurant patrons' happy faces.<br /><br />Oh joyous wonder!<br /><br />Oh cum now all ye faithful, joyful and full of cumfarts.<br /><br />Good lordy, you're about as sick as me... And I mean that as some sort of twisted compliment, really. :) Take care.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-79576678811093180862010-11-17T18:26:01.423-07:002010-11-17T18:26:01.423-07:00"Are you trying to subtly tell me there be &q..."Are you trying to subtly tell me there be "Man Squeezins" on McDonald's Big Macs? lol. I'm beginning to think you're just as perverted as I am... But you know you can't top the 'king'. :)"<br />'king' as in Burger King? Don't tell me they are using a special secret sauce in their 'Whopper'. Oh cum now lol<br />And, I reckon you shoved that shrimp down your trousers...:-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-85894652881338480262010-11-17T18:07:29.726-07:002010-11-17T18:07:29.726-07:00Donda- Gosh dang it!Donda- Gosh dang it!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-79368402537945943712010-11-17T15:05:22.847-07:002010-11-17T15:05:22.847-07:00Donda- Yeah, I probably will... but it was worth i...Donda- Yeah, I probably will... but it was worth it. :) I hope that people with butt-ugly rugrats will have the courtesy to use the drive- thru instead of bringing them inside. I don't want my appetite spoiled by their hideousness.<br /><br />Seafood rocks! Unless it has a pube in it. :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-79604249796912234922010-11-17T12:36:30.872-07:002010-11-17T12:36:30.872-07:00Most Modest and Heck of a Guy, Sir Tom- Now when y...Most Modest and Heck of a Guy, Sir Tom- Now when you say 'hardly inbred', which part of you are you suggesting that is inbred??? You've peeked my interest!<br /><br />That sign you're talking about would likely have people thinking that the restaurant was so good that they would eat only there and not anywhere else again.<br /><br />And I know exactly what you mean about the calories and the tart, Sir Thomas. I just don't care for the added calories a pubic hair would bring to the table. :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-64298792293055304272010-11-17T12:29:11.327-07:002010-11-17T12:29:11.327-07:00bazza- That's about right, as far as the Field...bazza- That's about right, as far as the Fields' quote goes- except I could eat a whole one and cheerfully would- if I were hungry enough. I tell everyone that if they ever get stuck with me on a deserted island, without any obvious food source, they should consider themselves dead meat. Quicker than they can say, "Well, I wonder when we're going to be rescued" I will have already cracked the backs of their heads open with a blunt instrument and started dining on their flesh. <br /><br />Hey, us diabetics can't go without food for very long, after all. :) At least that's my excuse, anyway.<br /><br />What you said, after your daughter's cheese slice plastic experience, was funny. Glad she didn't get hurt by it. In reality world, I never want to see a child get hurt in any way. I just don't like being around them all that much. And I remember seeing that Monty Python sketch you talking about. I never laughed so hard. I used to watch them all the time. My kind of humor.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-56914827113561013652010-11-17T12:18:20.742-07:002010-11-17T12:18:20.742-07:00MarytrMom- Actually, that is just the way it happe...MarytrMom- Actually, that is just the way it happened, MM. Except I knew exactly where the camera was. Sometimes the subject of a possible blog post just kind of presents itself that way. If it's either funny, weird or an example of societal craziness, then I'll be hankerin' to write about, matey. Ahoy!<br /><br />About the wife and the 'puter. She doesn't really kick me off of it. :) But wifey sure as heck "guilt trips" me to death about it until I step away and focus 100% of my attention on her. And when I do, that's when she will get on her cell phone and text message people for a couple hours at a time. Then I "guilt trip" her. And around and round we go!<br /><br />Gosh, marriage is fun! lol.<br /><br />In regards to Lucy Liu masturbating with the shrimp, my response to you about that is the same as I had for Mr. G. Bananas up above. :) lol. Take care!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-92024701684574526412010-11-17T11:57:05.989-07:002010-11-17T11:57:05.989-07:00klahanie- Hahaha... Me? Sneaky sniffing at the ol...klahanie- Hahaha... Me? Sneaky sniffing at the ol' pube? Color me blushing red, Gary! And hoping it was? Gosh, I was crossing my fingers and jerkin' off to the very thought. Not an easy task to do. <br /><br />Are you trying to subtly tell me there be "Man Squeezins" on McDonald's Big Macs? lol. I'm beginning to think you're just as perverted as I am... But you know you can't top the king. :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-63366263024839297382010-11-17T11:51:02.613-07:002010-11-17T11:51:02.613-07:00Gorilla Bananas- As much as I wouldn't mind ma...Gorilla Bananas- As much as I wouldn't mind makin' the "beast with two backs" with Ms. Liu, I still wouldn't care for the taste of her pube. However, if she wanted to masturbate over my open mouth and let her juices drip down my throat, well, then, I guess I could accommodate her. :) I'm just not that into hair.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-7735861180390733982010-11-17T11:46:18.967-07:002010-11-17T11:46:18.967-07:00Donda- Shrimp is tasty to me as long as it doesn&#...Donda- Shrimp is tasty to me as long as it doesn't come with pubes. I can't agree enough about the kids being seen and not heard comment. Sometimes, when they're butt-ugly enough, I'd rather not see them either. Especially when the little yard monkeys allow a long strand of snot dangle from their nostrils.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-79575138222559106552010-11-17T11:42:45.688-07:002010-11-17T11:42:45.688-07:00LilPixi- We had a Fuddrucker's restaurant abou...LilPixi- We had a Fuddrucker's restaurant about 30 miles from here. The food sucked. We used to call it FudgePacker's. It closed down after a couple years.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-85007459758522564102010-11-17T09:35:06.991-07:002010-11-17T09:35:06.991-07:00Personally Kelly I'm hardly inbred at all and ...Personally Kelly I'm hardly inbred at all and have all the usuaul number of apendages.<br />That restaurant should have a sign outside: "Eat at this restaurant and you'll never eat anywhere else again."<br />I say dine to your hearts content and don't worry about the calories and that kind of junk. After all, a gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch; do you know what I mean Kelly?From the desk of the Most Honourable Sir Thomas Eagerlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-59589856547912909402010-11-17T03:10:16.023-07:002010-11-17T03:10:16.023-07:00Hi Kelly. I reckon you would take the W.C. Fields ...Hi Kelly. I reckon you would take the W.C. Fields view: "I like children but I couldn't eat a whole one".<br />My daughter found a tiny piece of plastic wrap (probably from a pre-packed cheese slice) in her cheeseburger at TGI Fridays.<br />You may have seen the Monty Python sketch where a guy complains in a restaurant and the chef comes to his table and commits suicide in front of him. Well, the reaction we got was only one step down from that.<br />They wouldn't take a penny from us, a family of four; they could not have been more apologetic although there were no suicides.<br />I said afterwards, "Next time I'm bringing my own piece of plastic with me"!bazzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794010156639774028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-50260677546720438342010-11-16T22:06:24.085-07:002010-11-16T22:06:24.085-07:00I can just hear it now...."I'm taking thi...I can just hear it now...."I'm taking this shrimp home so I can make a blog about this hair. Where's the camera??" No wonder your wife kicks you off the 'puter!<br /><br />I'd of called the manager. Totally uncalled for unless, of course, Lucy Liu WAS in the back masturbating with shrimp.Yarnladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11725221617624220867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-25041343027748193252010-11-16T18:55:38.427-07:002010-11-16T18:55:38.427-07:00Yeah I would have lost my shit if I saw that in my...Yeah I would have lost my shit if I saw that in my food. Accident or not somebody is gonna get cut for that.The Wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16981040032775221788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-74153904155226367982010-11-16T16:53:20.490-07:002010-11-16T16:53:20.490-07:00Ah, screaming kids and oblivious parents in restau...Ah, screaming kids and oblivious parents in restaurants, and well, anywhere, piss me right off.<br />I reckon you kinda' hoped it was a pubic hair and you've had a sneaky sniff. lol<br />I know what the 'secret sauce' is in a particular popular hamburger. And no, it aint mayonnnaise:-)<br />See ya dude....klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-88039958095579135252010-11-16T14:02:30.130-07:002010-11-16T14:02:30.130-07:00Would it make you feel better if Lucy Liu had been...Would it make you feel better if Lucy Liu had been masturbating in the kitchen and one of her pubes fell in the batter?Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-68985440076759902232010-11-16T13:26:44.700-07:002010-11-16T13:26:44.700-07:00Shrimp is grody and so are pubes so I think I just...Shrimp is grody and so are pubes so I think I just threw up a little. I have the kid/noise sensitivity too. Seen and not heard!!Dondahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07067890201157046546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-79378411358697135032010-11-16T13:15:30.123-07:002010-11-16T13:15:30.123-07:00I was dying about the muzzle.
That looks like a d...I was dying about the muzzle.<br /><br />That looks like a dang pubic hair alright. I found a long hair on the napkin holder at Fuddrucker's last week & almost gagged, but my food didn't look like it had maybe been stuck down somebody's pants.<br /><br />Well, that sucks.LilPixihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06003943884120914945noreply@blogger.com