tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post4021971715178150173..comments2023-11-02T04:58:12.773-06:00Comments on PSYCHO CARNIVAL: How Santa's Reindeer Are Able To FlyKellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-51232566090895117442010-12-06T10:00:03.244-07:002010-12-06T10:00:03.244-07:00Never question the great and wise Kelly! He knowe...Never question the great and wise Kelly! He knoweth all, see-eth all and strokes himself early on Tuesdays, just for luck.<br /><br />And yes... yes, Old St. Prick (I mean Nick) really did do all those things and more. Just ask the president!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-52036349122707808512010-12-05T16:57:28.888-07:002010-12-05T16:57:28.888-07:00This is one of those moments when I question your ...This is one of those moments when I question your knowledge on a subject as elusive as Santa Claus. Please don't tell me Santa really did all those things.Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-20893198886141094182010-12-04T21:06:57.950-07:002010-12-04T21:06:57.950-07:00klahanie- And who wouldn't be convinced they c...klahanie- And who wouldn't be convinced they could fly after reading this informative post and watching the clip?<br /><br />While you're in Norway, send some magical reindeer pee my way. No substitutes, please. I'll let my good buddy Steve try it out first to see if he can fly, afterwards. If he just throws up until he dry heaves, then I'll know it's not authentic. (singing) Because that's what friends are for.<br /><br />'Cariboo', eh? lol. Hope you're feeling better and have a good weekend, yourself.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-65481115347016845132010-12-04T17:48:23.969-07:002010-12-04T17:48:23.969-07:00Hey man,
Well I'm convinced reindeer can fly. ...Hey man,<br />Well I'm convinced reindeer can fly. And anything on the BBC has gotta have some truth in it.<br />I'm off to Norway to drink me so reindeer piss? That'll do it for me.<br />And how do you scare a reindeer?<br />Just say 'cariboo'...<br />Have a good weekend and far out dude.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-87959624134768004102010-12-04T15:49:55.961-07:002010-12-04T15:49:55.961-07:00MarytrMom- Type and fart? Yes, I am THAT multi-ta...MarytrMom- Type and fart? Yes, I am THAT multi-talented. The elves kept their mouths shut, for the most part. Except Chauncy. He demanded to be butt fucked by St. Nick or else he would leave.<br /><br />At first, I was amazed at how many people asked me this question, but then, after eating some of those reindeer shrooms, it all made sense.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-82869681189060866932010-12-04T15:45:17.379-07:002010-12-04T15:45:17.379-07:00bazza- Yes, of course, the manuscript has been ver...bazza- Yes, of course, the manuscript has been verified. Everything on this post, and, in fact, this entire blog is chock packed full of nothing but the truth. Btw, Wingbats have been found to be quite tasty when sautéed in a light mushroom/sweet brandy cream sauce.<br /><br />Doubt me no more, Bazza, and thou shall be enlightened!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-82423094574391564492010-12-04T11:25:58.600-07:002010-12-04T11:25:58.600-07:00The Wolf- And now you know the truth. And now you...The Wolf- And now you know the truth. And now you're a better man for it and you can sleep easy now. Your welcome.<br /><br />Btw, your "Hitler Wonder Weapon" theory is not far from wrong. But instead of reindeer, the Nazis used pterodactyls. The reason being; that their shit bombs were bigger, smellier and contained the remains of non-Aryan peoples. It's a little known fact that all people not falling under the supposedly "superior" Aryan race of peoples category were fed regularly to dinosaurs.<br /><br />Towards the end of WW2, der Führer accidentally walked into a bunker where a T-Rex was waiting for him, inside a closet. In a surprise attack, Hitler was eaten by the dinosaur. The rest is history.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-19541722885063171532010-12-04T07:55:08.567-07:002010-12-04T07:55:08.567-07:00Well, I never! PETA isn't gonna like this one!...Well, I never! PETA isn't gonna like this one! <br /><br />I also was amazed at the many people who asked you this question.<br /><br />And to be able to type and fart at the same time??? WOW!!<br /><br />AND the elves?? yes they may have been cheeky but they must be pretty smart since they kept their mouth shut after that!!Yarnladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11725221617624220867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-9367235507023113182010-12-04T06:32:58.681-07:002010-12-04T06:32:58.681-07:00Hmmmm.... has this 'ancient manuscript' be...Hmmmm.... has this 'ancient manuscript' been verified? It was typed was it? Or printed in Verdana or Wingbats?<br />Call me a sceptic but I can't help being a little bit doubtful.<br /><a href="http://todiscoverice.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow"> Bazza’s Blog ‘To Discover Ice’</a>bazzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794010156639774028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-27971414450152024972010-12-04T00:59:16.707-07:002010-12-04T00:59:16.707-07:00So that's how they can fly. And here I thought...So that's how they can fly. And here I thought they were one of Hitler's wonder weapons intended to win the war by getting reindeer to shit out bombs over London.<br /><br />And getting shit on by Nazi raindeer does not equal up a holly jolly Christmas.The Wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16981040032775221788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-87036680930424037282010-12-03T16:01:31.053-07:002010-12-03T16:01:31.053-07:00Sir Tom Eagerly- It is truly mind blowing how many...Sir Tom Eagerly- It is truly mind blowing how many people come up to me every other minute of the day to ask me this question. Since the day I was just spermy blob until now, it's just the way of things, I suppose.<br /><br />When I did my research, I was more than surprised.<br /><br />'Scuse me while think of other nifty things to say. Details later. Take care and don't forget to "Dance around the Steaming Pile of Cow Droppings". I'll be there!<br /><br />I'll be there to party like we're in the year 2349... Yayhoo. Don't know if you can make sense of it or not but you will later. Don't forget to wash your hands before making a quick and hasty exit. What? Did you say "lemony"?<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Throbbing Red NoseKellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-78399711603728759762010-12-03T15:48:55.010-07:002010-12-03T15:48:55.010-07:00Gorilla Bananas- Yes, I'm surprised you did no...Gorilla Bananas- Yes, I'm surprised you did not learn of this in Jungle Academy's Class titled "Big Heavy Animals That Have Flown High In The Sky 372" class where this was taught. Those poor Wright Brothers. I fee sorry for them now. Oops... I farted.<br /><br />According to recent document. Santa's elves have already been fudgepacked to the point of not being able to move. Currently, there is a charity event for these elves to help them heal. Seem's Santa isn't himself these days. Details later.....Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-66564672375929826422010-12-03T15:28:15.809-07:002010-12-03T15:28:15.809-07:00So. Santa is into bestiality. OK, no big surprise....So. Santa is into bestiality. OK, no big surprise.<br />But the big surprise is that 'many people' ask you to explain how his reindeer can fly!<br />It could be because of your general image as a sage and all-round wise man OR it could be because you have a throbbing red nose!<br />Backs to the wall chaps, here comes Santa.Sir Tom Eagerlynoreply@blogger.com