tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post2954698131567187490..comments2023-11-02T04:58:12.773-06:00Comments on PSYCHO CARNIVAL: Sick JokesKellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-47006289983365381242013-01-22T13:19:25.652-07:002013-01-22T13:19:25.652-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-71723545777180379372012-12-26T12:05:22.044-07:002012-12-26T12:05:22.044-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-52256827987544699952012-12-26T12:04:52.458-07:002012-12-26T12:04:52.458-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-24272175759864153182012-12-26T12:04:19.813-07:002012-12-26T12:04:19.813-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-48162668547572884812012-12-26T12:03:26.221-07:002012-12-26T12:03:26.221-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-60093766429402217492012-05-16T08:40:06.531-06:002012-05-16T08:40:06.531-06:00kellyanne- Congrats on finishing your message! Ho...kellyanne- Congrats on finishing your message! Hope your ex makes it through. :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-90669966689905650152012-05-16T07:12:25.249-06:002012-05-16T07:12:25.249-06:00I just finished my message in a bottle...
i dont...I just finished my message in a bottle...<br /> i dont think my ex is gunna expect this fucking petrol bomb thoughkellyannenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-59313615639447799502011-02-11T16:47:22.369-07:002011-02-11T16:47:22.369-07:00Keeley- I'm glad you loved the jokes. Shows y...Keeley- I'm glad you loved the jokes. Shows you have a good sense of humor.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-85642581100680500872011-02-11T15:24:51.115-07:002011-02-11T15:24:51.115-07:00wow shit is twizted but i love it love itwow shit is twizted but i love it love itUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11719568755391981654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-33465807170415838892010-08-02T08:21:41.128-06:002010-08-02T08:21:41.128-06:00That sounds like a swell ol' time, Dark Slande...That sounds like a swell ol' time, Dark Slander. And don't forget... We can scoop out their fuckin' brains when we're done bashing in their heads so we can make decorative planters* out of their skulls.<br /><br />*suitable for birthday giftsKellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-51813822123458380312010-08-01T18:31:06.046-06:002010-08-01T18:31:06.046-06:00Psh! I say we attack the Micky Mouse Club... with ...Psh! I say we attack the Micky Mouse Club... with clubs!Dark Slanderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172464975715236673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-38502349406760431052010-07-31T21:53:41.823-06:002010-07-31T21:53:41.823-06:00Dark Slander- Glad I could be of service, dude.
Y...Dark Slander- Glad I could be of service, dude.<br /><br />Your joke about the priest and the nun made me laugh hard. It was sweet. Thank you for your contribution. And 3 cheers for 'life bringing' penises. Whoopee. lol. Welcome to the Sick Fuck Club!*<br /><br />*Not to be confused with the Mickey Mouse Club.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-66477965946034550952010-07-31T20:00:54.133-06:002010-07-31T20:00:54.133-06:00I needed some of those today, Kelly.
So here is ...I needed some of those today, Kelly. <br /><br />So here is a joke to add:<br /><br />A Priest and a Nun are touring the desert on a Camel when suddenly their Camel dies. They are both severely dehydrated and there is no help anywhere near. They begin talking about regrets:<br /><br />Priest: "You know Sister Mary I've never had to chance to experience a woman or even see a pair of breasts." <br /><br />*Shyly, Sister Mary takes out her large breasts*<br /><br />Priest: "Oh My, may I touch them?"<br /><br />*Sister Mary Nods*<br /><br />*The Priest then gets slightly aroused*<br /><br />Sister Mary: I see you're beginning to get aroused... may I take it out and touch it...<br /><br />*The priest throws down his pants as quickly as possible and the Sister grabs hold of his penis roughly*<br /><br />Priest: "Careful Mary! This thing brings life!"<br /><br />Sister Mary: "Then shove up the Camel's Arse and we'll ride that fucker out of here."Dark Slanderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172464975715236673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-6246876370686000312010-07-31T12:36:59.404-06:002010-07-31T12:36:59.404-06:00Gucci Mama- Glad you're laughin' your ass ...Gucci Mama- Glad you're laughin' your ass off, lady. You truly deserve it. And thanks for the compliments. They're pretty offensive and but not very pretty.<br /><br />Now pardon me, madame, as I cutteth a beautifully crafted fart. Take care.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-32758697010212702592010-07-31T12:18:52.505-06:002010-07-31T12:18:52.505-06:00Oh my gosh, I am dying over here between you and W...Oh my gosh, I am dying over here between you and Wolfey with your evil, horrible jokes. You guys are so damn hilarious. And I needed to laugh so bad. Awesome.Gucci Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06098520618133302969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-41272620850964593262010-07-31T09:38:51.296-06:002010-07-31T09:38:51.296-06:00The Wolf- Those were great, dude. Had me rolling....The Wolf- Those were great, dude. Had me rolling. Truly sick and funny and spurt-worthy.<br /><br />Again, I'll see you in hell.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-25050916699810183282010-07-31T09:36:52.118-06:002010-07-31T09:36:52.118-06:00bazza- Hahaha... You might think that, friend, fro...bazza- Hahaha... You might think that, friend, from looking at it, but really, I'm not. It just seemed like clowns went with the word- Carnival- better than anything else I could think of at the time. Besides, I don't find clowns scary in the least. But I do find people who do think they are, to be funny... Maybe even oddly scary, themselves. Take care, bazza.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-12572568627503642372010-07-31T08:55:48.237-06:002010-07-31T08:55:48.237-06:00Here's a couple more for you Kelly that you sh...Here's a couple more for you Kelly that you should get a giggle from <br /><br />What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?<br /><br />Crib death<br /><br />What's red and orange and looks good on hippies?<br /><br />FireThe Wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16981040032775221788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-41088490340439800402010-07-31T08:40:32.272-06:002010-07-31T08:40:32.272-06:00I can see it all clearly now Kelly. The look (and ...I can see it all clearly now Kelly. The look (and name) of this blog, the pictures surrounding the blog, the subject matter - you are obsessed with clowns, the scariest beings on the planet!bazzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794010156639774028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-8734439545211608222010-07-31T08:27:09.078-06:002010-07-31T08:27:09.078-06:00Mr. Stupid- Thanks, man. I'm glad you had som...Mr. Stupid- Thanks, man. I'm glad you had some laughs. Have a good weekend!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-78926484413434221022010-07-31T03:41:11.274-06:002010-07-31T03:41:11.274-06:00These were funny. The "April Fool's"...These were funny. The "April Fool's" joke was hysterical. Nice post, KellyMr. Stupidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03260596689348157568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-79726887858950764752010-07-31T00:59:49.875-06:002010-07-31T00:59:49.875-06:00Sir Tom- Funny joke, Sir Tom. Thanks. But you...Sir Tom- Funny joke, Sir Tom. Thanks. But you'll never be too hot for this room. :)<br /><br />Have you ever fucked a girl with clown make-up on? I did once. I didn't know whether to laugh or jizz on her. So I did both. And let me tell you... It was HARD.<br /><br />Buh-dum-dum.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-36454130531992930762010-07-31T00:19:13.569-06:002010-07-31T00:19:13.569-06:00Here's one for you Kelly in suitably bad taste...Here's one for you Kelly in suitably bad taste:<br />Two cannibals are eating a clown and one of them asks 'Does this taste funny to you?'<br />Am I too hot for the room?Sir Tom Eagerlynoreply@blogger.com