tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post2013665053498509355..comments2023-11-02T04:58:12.773-06:00Comments on PSYCHO CARNIVAL: Weeping AnusKellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-38739780087672181712015-05-16T00:36:41.683-06:002015-05-16T00:36:41.683-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10419707179029332820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-6551407125684518842015-04-17T07:29:35.979-06:002015-04-17T07:29:35.979-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06066294653425195089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-75327130814085297752015-03-18T10:07:28.086-06:002015-03-18T10:07:28.086-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16143835667272147984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-55688091310196923252014-09-26T08:47:43.557-06:002014-09-26T08:47:43.557-06:00Could one actually miss something at the Opera Hou...Could one actually miss something at the Opera House? And btw, you almost made me swear off of chocolate! (psych)Dixie@dcreliefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11558671709412200904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-2092169897443917772014-03-06T10:55:57.590-07:002014-03-06T10:55:57.590-07:00In the time it took to read all these comments, I ...In the time it took to read all these comments, I could have read 2 chapters of "Daddy" !<br />That thought really makes me weep.Ralfasurusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-41037233985590481162012-12-24T04:11:42.467-07:002012-12-24T04:11:42.467-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-27669236478546144862012-12-23T21:22:10.641-07:002012-12-23T21:22:10.641-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-49537693029570285402012-12-08T14:24:41.378-07:002012-12-08T14:24:41.378-07:00Dixie- Well, to me, you can never be too late to c...Dixie- Well, to me, you can never be too late to comment. The Great Weeping Anus in the Sky has been expecting you, Miss Dixie.<br /><br />It is now time for the great and awesome leakage. Some will survive and thrive. Others will go to Paris to perish. It has been written.<br /><br />No, I will not put your name anywhere I want. And I'm just too darn nice to put your picture somewhere on the next or in the dictionary and call it 'anus.'<br /><br />But I will allow you to shit in my neighbor's yard. Those dang bastards could use a mountain of anal "ploppage" in their yard. If he asks, I'll just tell them that The Great Weeping Anus in the Sky did it to help fertilize his garden. I promise not to tell the truth.<br /><br />Freak poop! That's what some will call it. Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-5027271923052265802012-12-06T19:06:36.568-07:002012-12-06T19:06:36.568-07:00Hey Gary,
there's no shame in arriving to on...Hey Gary, <br /><br />there's no shame in arriving to one of my must read posting a little late. Glad you read it from boobies to poopy hole! <br /><br />I'm late all the time, as if you couldn't tell, in the world of blogging these days.<br /><br />I figured I'd take on the wonderfully complex topic of Weeping Anus and give people the much needed data on this most tragic of health maladies and hep those in need. I'm a giver, like that, you know.<br /><br />The old fat soprano chick took out her dentures and gave me such a great head job, that my anus wept for pure joy.<br /><br />You can use a giant chocolate candy or a simple potato for your anus, Gary. truthfully, whatever works out best for you, friend. FIRE in the hole!<br /><br />Enjoy the scent of those sticky brown fingers of yours. You are most welcome for the informative and delightful post I've served up all juicy and piping hot this time around. :)<br /><br />With mutual admiration and a bag of fresh cat poop your way,<br /><br />Kelly Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-60098867755156901472012-12-02T17:32:41.983-07:002012-12-02T17:32:41.983-07:00Hi Kelly,
Yes, sorry old chap, for my lateness in...Hi Kelly,<br /><br />Yes, sorry old chap, for my lateness in getting to another one of your must read 'poostings'. I can assure you that I read it from top to 'bottom'.<br /><br />Your take on anus sweat is a sticky one at best. At worst, you want to go to the can and find you are stuck to the seat at the opera house. Not only does this cause you much concern, but it means you get to listen to that old fat soprano chick wearing the Viking helmet.<br /><br />Evidently, the best remedy is to shove a giant chocolate up your anus! <br /><br />Thank you for such a delightfully informative poosting. Just reading has left me pooped and now I'm going to have a good sniff of my extremely wet and brown fingers.<br /><br />With much admiration, your way, Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-13925874125703415072012-12-02T15:28:11.053-07:002012-12-02T15:28:11.053-07:00Static- I set my ass to 350 degrees F for twenty f...Static- I set my ass to 350 degrees F for twenty five minutes. I'm sure it was cooked to a proper temperature. Luckily, the potato that was shot out of my ass didn't go to waste after it hit aunt Wanda. It was eaten by the innocent little flower girl and she remarked how tasty it was.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-89778497906466932022012-12-02T15:02:52.753-07:002012-12-02T15:02:52.753-07:00I'm curious if that potato was baked enough to...I'm curious if that potato was baked enough to eat? Aunt Wanda sure missed out if it was.Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-85891939929003223202012-12-01T17:25:15.225-07:002012-12-01T17:25:15.225-07:00Pickleope- Aunt Wanda has finally come out of her ...Pickleope- Aunt Wanda has finally come out of her coma, due to the potato shooting out of my anus. Thank you for the concern. Yeah, Weeping Anus is the correct term. It's in the latest medical journals and drug companies are looking into the important medical malady in order to make a profit from it.<br /><br />Wow! Blood? Crooked finger in the anus to the 2nd knuckle? That sounds like a scene out of a sitcom on the family channel. I think we should start working on a script to send to the TV producers right away. Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-71928845429199636792012-12-01T17:20:09.686-07:002012-12-01T17:20:09.686-07:00AK- Yes, it is commonly known as that. However, w...AK- Yes, it is commonly known as that. However, what I'm describing is a stage of poop on the butt that is less drastic than a full blown 'shart' but it is still enough to cause frustration,discomfort and a bit of brown color (light fart) surrounding the anus. <br /><br />Yes, I myself, have been victimized by a 'shart.' They're quite menacing, in nature and sneaky. Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-61377030192406742072012-11-29T05:05:49.744-07:002012-11-29T05:05:49.744-07:00Your poor Aunt Wanda. I always thought of this con...Your poor Aunt Wanda. I always thought of this condition as "phantom poos" but Weeping Anus is more catchy. Remember, you're not done wiping until you see blood on the paper. I'm generally wiping so utterly thoroughly that I am no longer an anal virgin if you count my crooked finger getting to the second knuckle.Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-84802665954165416282012-11-28T23:30:16.247-07:002012-11-28T23:30:16.247-07:00Isn't the combo of a fart and shit commonly re...Isn't the combo of a fart and shit commonly refered to as a "shart"? Like, "Oh man I think I just sharted in my pants!" Correct me if I'm wrong about this term!<br /><br /> -AKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-17351617354085224272012-11-28T17:11:20.878-07:002012-11-28T17:11:20.878-07:00Bidets are too gentle. (I almost said 'bidets ...Bidets are too gentle. (I almost said 'bidets are for pussies'). What you need is a bathroom douche that will sodomize your rectum with a jet so powerful that all the fecal matter will be flushed out. <br /><br />http://i.ebayimg.com/t/MODERN-SOLID-BRASS-BATHROOM-DOUCHE-BIDET-SPRAY-/03/!CEHoF5!BGk~$%28KGrHqYOKi4E00hikfDvBNQ2,uLt,g~~_35.JPGGorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.com